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Inspired with the excellent results achieved by the CIA when dealing with threaths to civilisations, Pope Francis decided to create a similar organisation within the Catholic Church, calling it VAT “Vatican Assessment Team”.


After a few short months since its creation, the team has achieved surprising results. Recently, the team uncovered a new wave of church terrorism that has rapidly affected the Body of Christ. After intensive investigation, VAT has managed to identify the names of the leaders behind this wave.

At a press conference last week, after naming the leaders – Bin Gossiping, Bin Critical, Bin Absent, and Bin Sour – the director of VAT, the French General Monsieur Pierre de Tection, stated: “We suspect that the leaders may have well developed cell organisations in many churches across the nation. We are asking people to be observant in their local church communities.”

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